We could always toss them on the floor. Prefer that?

We could always just toss them on the floor. Prefer that?

We appreciate your filling our coffers with dollars business. - People’s Republic of China

What if it was a White security guard and a Black thief? Are you ready to tell BLM this was a valid shoot?

Murder is illegal, yet that hasn’t seemed to stop them.

Yeah what’s the point of these lists when there’s not really much to choose from.

You haven’t eaten Wolf in decades, right? Because if you had, you’d know that all they sell now is this literal dog food like paste, and would not have even brought them up. It truly is horrible.

Jesus fucking Christ baristas are starting to get as uppity as bartenders.

Sounds like Cali needs a stand your ground law.

I just wish there was global synchronization on where the connector should be on the vehicle. Wasted opportunity.

Why do we even have airbags? I don’t remember people in the 1950s complaining that their ‘57 Chevy needed one.

I’ve yet to hear of a unicorn Alfa that hasn’t had anything more than typical maintenance issues. You just argued that as long as you don’t actually drive the Alfa, it won’t break down. This is the marque that has cars that get defeated and bricked by a low grade curb.

Just inject her with some bleach. As you see, it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.

So you admit it, Ellen is a woman.

Her mama name her Ellen, so imma call her Ellen.

It’s the same heat that would have hit Earth anyway.

$1B really doesn’t get you much nowadays.

Netcraft confirms it: lunch is dying.

It’s almost like baristas think they are only people in the world who do work.

I understand you would be amenable to recasting The Flash, so the question is who would be Better Than Ezra?