Had you been born in the 1900s, would you be making that same argument about motorized carriages and posited that we stick with horses? After all, the same infrastructure problems existed then.

So the Hellcat is more grounded to the ground?

It’s a label maker, not a quantum encrypted supercomputer.

It’s a god damn label maker, not an Internet backbone.

Maybe he learned it from....rap?

Calm the fuck down, it’s just a god damn sticker, not a Top Secret classified document that must be viewed only in a SCIF.

She’s got that “batshit crazy girlfriend” energy that is irresistible.

Is Ortega this year’s Ione Skye: makes one noted piece of media, the press and public gush over her incessantly, then is never heard from again, replaced by next year’s “it” girl.

I guess that applies to ICE cars too, since you can’t fuel up at home either?

Equality turns out to be a real bitch, eh?

People hate dongles. No one likes dongles. Except for you, for some reason.

Yeah, just pray a burly bird don’t decide to alight on the roof, lest you want it to cave in on you with those straw thin pillars.

So instead of applying their knowledge to ensure the MAX doesn’t kill people, they decided to work on this bullshit instead?

I’d to with Joe Manganiello instead, since recent DNA testing has verified he is indeed a Negro.

Seriously? Of all the blood curdling horrors in the world, tiled flooring is the one god damn thing that made you shit your Underoos and wake up with night terrors?

How hard is it to simply send in troops, and kill all the cartel members? No one will complain about that.

Careful, the $25 jeans are made with plastic.

Careful, the $25 jeans are made with plastic.

Yes. A good smack on the cheek.

And let them know that there’s only one option: a smack on the cheek.

This is nothing a good smack on the cheek won’t fix. Grandma approved.