Let me introduce you to this thing called the wall outlet. Practically every building has them!

“I developed a strange intolerance a few years ago”

I’m opposite, I just heard about these two years ago.

Your “article” has so many internal inconsistencies and contradictions it has to be bullshit.

This “article” has so many internal inconsistencies and contradictions it has to be bullshit.

If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.

The should rename it General Confinement.

Because money. Care to write a check?

Floated when moored.

Improve it by having it narrow at the bag end (to less the width of a typical bag), and and a fence on both sides so the candy doesn’t fall off. And make it a stainless steel board.

I never understood how you can “improve” your performance if you are a paper pusher like an accountant. You can only add 1 +1 so well.

With this effective rate, you will be needing an abortion every ten months, because the Law of Averages is a real bitch. Is this something you want to go through 24 times in 20 years?

You are thinking of the Mustang, hunter of walkers.

Then guess what, faggot? Go blog for Earth-lopnik instead.

No, only tacky and petty rich people do that (i.e. Trump). Real wealth people do their best to hide it.

I get my Rollex watches from a sidewalk vendor in Times Square. He says they’re authentic. I believe him!

This is quite odd, I never got notice for this sale in my Amazon feed. Is it only Prime members?

Huh? You don’t want a vehicle game, you want to play Microsoft Excel: The Game

The vocalist in my band decided to play bass as well, and got himself a new purple Ibanez (no case). After the 2nd practice with it (at my place), he drove back about 5 minutes later asking if he left it here. It wasn’t there and he had been known to put gear on the car roof while packing up, so we surmised it fell…

Ummm, you’re SUPPOSED to put bikes in a roof mounted bike rack, and then actually drive away. This doesn’t count.