Of course they have to move on. What’s the alternative? Just throw their hands up and go “that’s it, pack it up, shut down the line, everyone go home, it’s over.”?

$4K got me a cool ass 1988 Firebird Formula in 1993.

Better looking?

Reform means no more loans. People cannot repay them now, or in the future, so stop this charade. The world will do fine with zero more Gender Studies graduates.

We have secretly switched this driver’s SUV with a Maserati Grecale Folgore...can he tell the difference?

This renowned social scientist solved the issue over 40 years ago:

Rule of engineering:

Forget that, what do they even do there?

I agree this is fantastic. But only people academically qualified to partake of higher education should only be allowed. If you fucked up in grade school, earned nothing, and were given a social graduation, sorry, go back to adult education classes at the Y and learn what should have in the first place. Colleges are…

I’ve seen go-karts bigger than that toy.

Someone buying a Hummer will not block you from buying that faggot ass Prius you are creaming for. Just make sure you get your wife’s permission first, after she puts on her pants. Don’t forget your manpurse.

If a 10 year old design irks you, wait until you find out about this car called the Porsche 911. You will need to book a therapist for the rest of your life.

How is not paying interest costing money?

I would have no problem signing a 100 year loan. Applied to a Corvette, my note probably be $100 a month, even accounting for interest. I think I can swing that.

It’s easy to come up with a great frosting job after someone else has done the hard work of baking the cake.

What your comment tells me is that Toyota needs to start making planes if Boeing and Airbus keep putting out stuff that makes Alfa Romeo look like the paragon of reliability.

At this price it better have a 1400 mile range. My rule of thumb for EVs is 100 miles per $10K of cost.

Then he slaps Trevor.

I attached a “student driver” sign to the back of my car. Drivers always give my plenty of leeway.

This is an idiotic thing for them to claim. They “split bills” all day. It's called different customers.