Wow. She has a butch lesbian adjacent look to her. He next job will probably be a dog groomer.

Student loans need to be banned, because next year will be a new crop of idiots who take out $100K in loans just for a useless (oh wait, that’s redundant) gender studies degree.

I’m African descent? So you mean I can say “nigger” now?

You might want to check into a sanitarium if you find 60 degree weather “frightening”.

Isn’t it funny how they are here:

That was you? Glad you left, you smelled like shit. Take a shower next time.

Even cheaper: Exxon coffee. You can't beat $1 cappuccinos 

Don’t worry, no one wants you in the office either, not after that creeper shit you tried pulling with Jenny in accounting.

You take precious time out of your day to make a fresh pot?!?

So in other words, use broth to make...soup?

English, motherfucker. Do you not fucking comprehend it?

I don’t want to hear shit sbout “global warming”.

Flat front ends (on all vehicles) are due to regulations regarding hitting pedestrians.

Fog lights don’t do shit except drive up the cost of a vehicle, they should be eliminated

This just turns it into soup. No longer pasta.

It's the difference between Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. No matter how slim Nicole gets, she will always have a piggish look to her.

I think they were having trouble sourcing a Gateway 2000 computer with an Intel 286SX to run the site.

If what doing what he loved was mainlining black tar heroin followed by an eight ball chaser...you probably are right.

More than likely illicit drug use like black tar heroin or Turkish hashish was the culprit. These entertainers are all the same...sparkly jackets and a pocket full of needles.

Why didn’t he just follow the road? He was literally standing on it!