Just use Hunt’s pasta sauce. That stuff is so watery that when the pasta has absorbed the water, the sauce will be perfect.

“Am I a joke to you?” - Chevy Corvette

Use the tools to dig a crocodile filled moat.

Personally I’m waiting for Cuties 2: The Next Generation.

Exactly. Air compresses, water doesn't (well not by human pressure). It uses the same concept as brake lines do, liquid becomes a solid rod to push out matter.

Also, buy one (and brush) for each toilet. You don't want to be carting around a dripping implement.

Oh great, the last fucking thing we need is even more fucking guitar players.

Interesting, they have civilization in Nebraska? What a peculiar world we live in.

What if it was just shipped from the luthier who made me a custom? You saying he put on old strings and didn't set it up?

COVID aside, I really hope they perfect auto mixed drink dispensers, so we can eliminate these silly rules on kowtowing to uppity bartenders. And all bottled & canned beer should just be dispensed from a machine. It is the height of ridiculousness for a bartender to expect a tip for having the “skill” to grab a beer…

Is this your cat:

Betty Whites body of work is well known. There's nothing new to say.

Questioning authority, eh. Ok, so if authority answers, will you listen?

He should have. And so should you, if the notion to look slovenly ever strikes you.

Yeah. Your life.

Wearing sandals in public is a sign of slovenliness.

If you wet but don’t want the extra jus, would “wet but no extra” be a good phrase?

Yeah. Stick to salads.

She would have been a better Aunt Clara in Bewitched then whoever they had.

Training a salesperson on features was a good idea pre-internet, considering info took longer to collect. Now it is kinda pointless post 1999. Even a dial-up only buyer will get all the info they need via the cybernet. All I need is a minimum wage gofer to hop to and fetch the keys for me simply to shake down the…