Moral of the story: when dealing with antagonistic groups, simply kill the leader and the second in command ASAP. It’s what it all leads to anyway, despite every attempt at doing “the right thing, the right way”. Just cut out the long and winding road and just get to the endgame.

Exactly. These so called “bikes” seem dangerous!

A muffin can be very filling.

Ford is dealing with a badass here, this man does NOT fuck around!

All he needs to do is find some white person to publicly call him a nigger, and I guarantee BLM will step right behind him as he was MLK incarnate.

What's BLE? Black Lives Exist? Yet another virtue signaling hashtag we have to put on our MySpace? It never ends...

Let me guess, you got some useless degree like Gender Studies?

Who the fuck goes $180K in debt for a god damn English degree?

There needs to be a list of degrees that loans cannot be issued for. If you want to absolutely get a degree in something useless like Gender Studies, then have at it, but on your own dime.

There is already a mail service to do that. Did you not read the fucking article?

Will Uber/Lyft accept this as an allowable car?

Woe, hate much against the richest African American in the world?

In the documentary “The Good Place”, an architect named Michael was able to definitely solve the trolley problem:

Wouldn’t it be easier just to turn off the dome light? Or is that too obvious?

Shit Jalopniks say:

I heard he was in Tijuana having a surgical procedure done to fix his fucked up hair.

Holy shit, you spent $90K on a god damn Associates degree? You are god damn idiot, I would not hire you even to scoop up cow shit based on that fact. I took a $5K loan, easy to pay off (which I did) even on minimum wage.

I have no sympathy for someone who took a loan to get a Gender Studies degree, or anything similarly useless.

“The number of Tejano bands that can trace their roots to pre-US Texas (or care) is probably small to none.”

Tejano simply is Spanish for Texan. Anyone born in Texas is a Tejano. You can be as white as Johnny Winter, or as black as Bambajan and be a Tejano...provided you were born in Texas.