Once you start adding cheese and chili, it’s a completely different dish where fries is simply an ingredient.

Protip: black pepper

I find it funny he’s telling the INVENTORS of ranch dressing how THEIR recipe is to be made.

So if I buy a used guitar for $700, that has to be reported?

“while for CCS plenty of them are not fixed for weeks or months.”

It’s the rich man’s 300C.

Normally the doors are closed.

Being photogenic and having good looks only goes so far. Just ask Danica.

Best anti-theft, correction, anti-starting method?

Who the fuck tips a whole $12?

I know! Cuties is a better thing to watch.

Trump Award.

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

She’s a poor man’s S.E. Cupp, but I’d still fuck her.

I’m sure the line crew appreciates the five cent raise.

Gee, so they finally got a taste of doing real, actual work, quickly realized they didn’t like it, so the next they round they stayed in their cushy “job”.

I bet your clothes would look fashionable...on my bedroom floor!

I’m still confounded at the exclusion of the Bugatti Chyron Sport

Bugatti Chyron Sport

Excuse me, the correct term is “sex cosplayers”, Sir.