Based on hedging his “prediction” by “predicting” the two only outcomes.

Q: How do you find the vegan/vegetarian in any story about food?

And the shoes were stuffed with safe, safe asbestos to cushion your landing.

I’m waiting for Computer Programmer Simulator, where the maker will secretly outsource real tasks, and the players will pay for the privilege of doing their work.

That’s why God invented curb drains. Barring that, the neighbor’s back yard.

Labor.

So the mystery of the “Camry bump” finally gets solved!

Counterpoint: guy leaves an absolute looker and can’t bring himself to talk about it? She must have been a real piece of work.

So once 500 mpc is normal, deceasing the battery size should be the goal?

You do realize you women are not required to have kids, right? There isn’t a law. Look it up.

Protip: marry a man who does NOT want kids, and gets a vasectomy to back that up.

I put onions on the bun, then cheese on top, then the cheese melts to glue the onion in place, and the bun welds to the glue.

Protip: with a chomping motion, use teeth to cut the burger piece before chewing.

What more data do you need? 175M miles, there will be a fire. Simple as that.

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

What a glorious collection of fine tail at that table.

“Women can drive.”

I know, right?! We should adopt a system from a country not known for slavery, like Russia, North Korea, or even current day Afghanistan.

I find it refreshing he would like for him and his officers racially profiled by the Feds. Usually minorities are against that.

That snotty kid in the banner pic is just begging for a fierce smack on the face, just like Grandma would mete out anytime a grandchild gave any lip.