I like Burton, but he did a terrible job on J!.

Letting a woman drive it...

Sometimes you have to book it when an absolutely livid PTA member is hot on your heels regarding you not volunteering at the next cookie sale. This course will get you out of that jam like a boss.

And so what? Just do a quick left u-turn and drive off into the perpendicular street and then come back. It’s not like you’ll be crossing anytime soon, there’s a GOD DAMN TRAIN that will be blocking your path for a bit of time.

I don’t understand. Why did the trucker just stay there like a god damn idiot? Those “gates” are flimsy as shit. So he tears off the gate arm, just drive the fuck off. The gate repair is cheaper than the trailer.

The salty tears of my enemies weeping lamentations at me are the only brine I need.

And sexy.

Wow, that’s not racing, that’s doing test measurements.

That wasn’t a prank. You just saw the trailer for the upcoming The Expendables reboot, where Jay takes over the role of Lee Christmas.

Fine, we can give the point that gender is the way one acts culturally, but no amount of wishing can change the fact that one is born with either a dick or a cunt. And that is what indicates sex. To ignore this is just the height of preciousness.

Of course they are “crushing” it, they are playing against women! Let’s see them do that against men.

No, no, he didn’t slam him, he didn’t bump him, he didn’t nudge him... he *rubbed* him. And rubbin, son, is racin’...

Protip: you’re not required to buy, or drink any of them. Simply...walk away.

I’m guessing SRX stands for Superspreading Republicans Xtreme? Because that’s what this was.

OK, Bon Quisha.

Paying for streaming? That’s so normie. I pirate all my shows. No bill, no worry.

Agreed. All cars should adopt Apple’s MagSafe standard with the tech embedded on the bottom of the car and in the pavement, and allow you charge up by simply moving your car into the parking spot. Magnets will align the charger perfectly to your car.

Whoa, nice thigh gap on the model in the banner pic.

It’s basically a plastic carpet.

I got three words for you: 2nd Gen 3000GT