Pro tip: dump body in lava.

I’m my own police. If I were ever to enact justice on a rapist, it would be hog towing them over a tree trunk, having a large dog sodomize them, taping it, and then letting them go. There is not a man alive who would admit being buggered by a dog.

Let the man sell his pudding pops!

This is pointless, meat already IS plant based. Hello, McFly?

“Are we a joke to you?” - Asian, Latino, Arab, Natives,...incredulous at some Internet poster who for some retarded reason thinks Blacks are the only race how know how to dance,

Denim skirts only look on rail thin women who are 5 foot 8'. Any taller/shorter/heavier than that and they look dumpy.

Depends how cornbread will be eaten. Eaten out of hand, needs sweetening. Used as a mop, no sweetening needed.

Native Americans are due reparations first. Actually, Native Americans are due that every White, Black, and Arab leave the continent immediately.

Wow talk about a hot take that didn't age well. Almost on par with Hitler attacking Russia.

Wow talk about an Trumpian/ignorant hot take that didn’t age well.

But would you buy it? If the answer is “no”, that’s your reason as to why cars go away.

Just get a CD Baby account and post it there? If people want his stuff, they will buy it.

How is it that these truck get bigger but yet seem to be able to carry less?

What happens when The Noid hears about this guarantee?

Since when is crashing considered a “feat”?

YOU don’t wash clothes, the machine does.

Would you be this bent out of shape if a Nordic played an American character?

So you lead with the good points, what are the downsides?

Using a straw looks gay.

Based on this article I am going to start marking cars with 1F, just to perpetuate the fear.