People laughed when I bought a Galant. It still is unsellable, so I’m safe!

Oh geez you just probably inspired him to buy some janky welding setup from the 70s, which then needs $500 of parts to make it work right.

Between him and David Tracy, I have no idea where they get all that money to intentionally be so cheap. They had to have tricked some poor hard working woman into funding them. Or they have a trust fund. It’s the only explanation for intentionally spending for much money on broken items that cost more than new ones.

Wouldn’t a “Taurus coupe” simply be a Thunderbird?

The other day I saw an older Sierra next to a new Canyon.

Ever consider simply putting LESS food on the plate?

I abandoned pepperoni as a pizza topping years ago, it is just too salty (though I put the deli slices in sandwiches). My go to pizza now has beef, chicken, onion and roasted red pepper.

Seat belt use only became prevalent when it was a ticket given for not wearing them. Practically no one used them willingly. I sure as hell didn’t.

He installed this nifty item:

Truthfully I’d rather live in a garden style unit. Less population density. Who the hell wants to live like bees in a damn high rise?

And in true Jalopnik fashion, no one here will put there money where their mouth is and get one.

Tell me when that happens, and I will join the PD then. I’d like to draw an easy paycheck where I wouldn’t have to do any policing.

BITE EM ALL

Some people aren’t independently wealthy like you, and need to earn money to live.

Why is chicken cheaper at the grocery, but chicken sandwiches are more expensive at fast food?

Wait till they couple brake pedal access with ad watching. 15 seconds = one wheel. All wheel breaking = 45 seconds. Need ABS too? That’s 2 minutes.

Time to cancel this cancerous TikTok.

Congratulations. You just invented the convenience store nacho section!

That is one dope ass Mustang.

How do you know he wasn’t merely a fan of Metallica’s debut album?