Bobcat Goldthwait is available.

You guys must be like 5 years old, because you act like how it is now, will always be. Mercedes currently is what Ferrari was. One day they will not be.

Exactly. The “reviewer” is under some delusion this is a documentary.

He's wearing the stone necklace.

Because that puke green truthfully sucks. Considering it’s the Forest Service, it should be forest green, donchathink?

What's up, my n-words?

My knee grows.

Isn’t red the color of Russia, China, and communists?

Bad day for the English language, replaced by NewSpeak. If you see racism in a word, guess what?

It looks like Dodge designed that front.

She's really pretty.

My god, has no one learned the lesson of Seinfeld?

My god, has no one learned the lesson of Seinfeld?

Being the devil is cool.

Have you not learned the lesson of Lori Laughlin? It’s gonna take a lot of bribe money to get that kid into USC.

Truthfully, I’d like to join the Illuminati, deep state, new world order, whatever. Sounds like a cushy gig. I can never find an employment page for them.

There could be some rare type of giant lake squid that could have pulled her down.

All you people had to do was not buy his rap “music”, and he wouldn't be a thing.

Lawdy dat poor chile...

That is some very convincing female cosplay.

Did you not see Ice Pirates? It probably will be harvested for the water before then.