No, a stock price is indicative of the minimum that the holder thinks some other sucker might pay for it.

I’ll take a base Escalade over your optioned out Mirage.

Are you shitting me? Larson is an Asian, a minority. He doesn’t have to apologize to anyone. If anything, the USA should be apologizing to HIM, for internment camps.

His actions are certainly not a reflection of who he wants us to think he is, I’m sure he was raised to never, ever say that awful word into a hot mic. Also, you don’t understand—that word means something completely different in the context of professional car racing.

Baby, it’s hot inside.

Noose jokes?

$500 for a 2BR townhouse apt., all to myself. You know a roommate would be a good idea. Cut my rent to $250.

But yet no one can find Orange-45's piss tape.

And it never grew up. This supposed “SUV” has less storage space than a midsize sedan. They shorten the rear area as much as possible, halve the available space by making the roof slant at a diagonal (starting at the front box!), and then reduce that space even further by pinching in the rear corners.

Not my problem if you insisted on renting a mansion.

Just wait till they start needing toilet paper...

No one ever expects the Liberty Extradition.

I know this COVID has been a godsend!

This COVID has really been a godsend.

Solution: only allow people with symptoms to go to work.

The SXSW I miss is when it simply was a showcase for unsigned bands. Now it's just some generic multimedia festival.

Exactly. Because of this the head of Geico might not be able to afford to buy an ivory back scratcher this year.

Will this work on Alltel or Nextel?

Will this work on Alltel or Nextel?

I am actually driving slower and practicing hypermiling. Trying to find the right speed for minimum RPMs.

We can? Let me Bing it..