A test won't help me whether I have it or not. A vaccine will. Work on a fucking vaccine.

More important: Coronavirus Delete Option

Getting back to bareback sex with an endless parade of random women from AFF, getting wasted at raging keggers and visiting shooting galleries to get high. The virus has made these activities quite dangerous.

Wow this sounds worse than the Chinese virus that causes Kung Flu!

So you never lock your home while you sleep?

True fact: Kids are dumb.

The scene where he defeats the Aliens by using more cowbell that he hid in his ass is the best part.

There actually is an option for the hosting server to throw cautions manually.

Just ask for the recall mandated repair first. Why spend $1400 if you don’t have to?

My knee grows.

So the virus has become a Millennial Mopper?

Let’s just say it, this was always Black vs White thing. No way was the Wokerati going to side with Swift, by default.

This is an outrage! I’m in the market for an M2.

Salt air is a good killer of virii.

You would figure all those laid off people would want to pick up another job for money.

Want to increase the ratio of non-white teleworkers? We can do that, Bombay is standing right by with your staffing needs.

Trump just announced we will be building a beautiful perfect Coronavirus vaccine plant and he will get China to pay for it.

But but but they can buy a slice of pizza at any time of night! That seems to be the main reason people give to justify living in NYC.

I wrote a song about the bubonic plague. If that were a seller should I donate my royalties?

I wish someone who knew about these things would explain how you can never configure a car to get the lowest advertised price.