But Laurel, we were meant to be together!

Wait! Black members on a swim team? Something doesn’t track here.

Torrenting all the way! I haven’t paid a SINGLE PENNY in usurious rent seeking ever since Bram Cohen released his disruptive FREEDOM CODE.

Outside apex of the corner at a Group B race.

I don’t know why you are butthurt about this. Cardholders are entitled to a 5% discount on Colt 45 and Kool Menthols at participating convenience stores.

Ever notice that everyone is always five years away from having a 100% EV lineup? I’ve been hearing this since 2004.

All side mirrors look awful. They look like goofy ears. If there was one element on a car I’d remove, it would be mirrors.

The local Chinese places here are really not that good. According to your logic I am supposed to force myself to eat there just to seem “woke”?

Even the most premium footlong sub should not cost more than one hour’s work at minimum wage.

But had it been vetted by Real People? No?

Walgreens, next to the camera department.

Never mind the motor, tell me more about this so-called “Google search engine” you speak of.

No Panda Express for me until this dies down. I don’t have a death wish.

Did you say something? I can’t make you out from 1st class.

She might have been Cossack. They are a very stolid people who can endure anything.

How about I put a good down payment, sign for 120 months at 0%, and you give me $20 over cost? Do we have a deal?

You should see how many DECADES people will sign a loan for a house!

It would be impossible for them to teach the “Mexican" language, considering it doesn't exist.

No one can, considering there's no Mexican language.

If the pizza places just stuck to offering good basic pizza, the money spent on all these gimmicky items could be used for better ingredients, like 100% mozzarella.