The Oscars is simply an opinion award. Why are all of you so hung up on this? In the end, this award means nothing. You know what a better award is? Getting hired. Having people pay money to see your work. That...is the best award to strive for.

Jaguars should not be offered in any other colour except Racing Green. Thiswill become a global law when I become head of the Illuminati.

You think you’re very clever and original with this joke, but there actually was a Kramer vs Kramer video game for the Atari 2600.

It would be cool to install on BACK of my van. Would ensure no one tailgates me.

She’s this years Lorde, the latest in a stream of one hit wonders. Remember Lorde? She was that years Billie Eilish.

That’s cute, you equate rap with music.

What? Are you telling me Ronnie James Dio didn’t really slay that dragon and he really wasn’t friends with a wizard?

What a waste. This only happens in cultures of excess.

It runs on clean burning coal.

It runs on clean burning coal.

“Nobody buys that car, they are always on back order.” -Yogi Berra

You know what Pakistan should enjoy as well?

Two parts mayo + one part catsup = good burger sauce.

So edgy! Rawr!

Here is what people were clutching their pearls over.

It will be all emojis. The human species mode of communication will turn into a dumber version of Tamarians from Star Trek.

That would mean actively treating every customer as a potential criminal. Facial recognition on exiting your car, pat downs before entering the store, armed guards in every aisle, and attack dogs behind the counter. Do you want to go through that just to buy a stick of gum?

Don’t want shit said? Then don’t put out a shit engine. Simple as that, Honda.

So this highly technical super secret method is to...consult a list?

Why? They were redundant. All they put out were practically the same exact cars you would get with a Chevy or Buick badge.

What kind of a monster starts grabbing food from everyone else’s plates?