Sorry - I try to be understanding, as I'm a hockey fan and I know that sport isn't most folks' cup of tea. But how do you people watch this shit?

Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

The gift that just keeps on giving.

The money athletic departments bring in does not go back into the general fund. It does not reduce tuition costs for the rest of the student body. If anything, paying athletes out of the money the athletic departments bring in could free up more scholarship money for academics.

Dark Souls has an easy mode. It’s summoning co-op players.

NOW it’s a sport ;)

This is the most delicious dead-horse soup I have ever tasted.

Why aren’t more people commenting about how hilarious it is that a human person said– “Even as the mighty Avengers break into Civil War, their affinity for best-in class, high performance and state of the art technology in their vehicles ties them together.”??

How many losses already?! Count ‘em, Popp!!!

You are a human trombone noise.

I hate this tweet so much

Best Post on Deadspin

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

Imagine the Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA Finals this season, after they finished 18-64 last season.

We’ve won two world wars and one world cup in the last 100 years

Hodgson looked like he was at a funeral. I bet he still starts Rooney this summer.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

Japanese people are people of colour.