Well at least it’s only like 10.5 million more than we thought.

That was fucking incredible.

Nah, Internet has moved onto Clock Boy

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

You missed the best part!

He also thought the piece needed more quotes from inspirational leadership voices like Maya Angelou, Ralph Ellison, and Jason Whitlock.

Boy, is he red-faced.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

So the league gets stomped in court, then all of a sudden a “bombshell” report from the same media outlet that leaked completely fabricated information shows up 5 days later? Seems like pretty good timing.

I literally can’t believe what I’m reading. To treat another person this way..... I’m a regular man just like you

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

hey fuck you man

Yes. You are missing the fact that Liverpool is a much better team than Everton.

Tom Brady beat up his girlfriend, threw her on a pile of ammunition, and threatened to kill her.

Oh wait, no, that’s the guy who will play against the Patriots in Week 5.

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…

“Crap, they have footage of us fucking up? Uh... Go spin it about drugs! Go after the reefer. That’s always worked before.”

Obviously she didn’t use marijuana in jail, but let’s say for the sake of the argument she did, doesn’t that just further highlight the gross negligence and general ineffectiveness and incompetence of the Wallace County police department?*

Because it’s verboten or because those aren’t choices that you want to make for yourself? There’s a difference.