Mather fucking Zickel as I live and breathe.

Mather fucking Zickel as I live and breathe.

I fucking hate Aziz Ansari as Tom Haverford. He's basically the embodiment of every jackass entitled teen I meet on public transport who I want to punch in the face.

I fucking hate Aziz Ansari as Tom Haverford. He's basically the embodiment of every jackass entitled teen I meet on public transport who I want to punch in the face.

"Goodbye Human Cat, or in your people's language - 'Meow'"

"Goodbye Human Cat, or in your people's language - 'Meow'"

I need both that Garfield shirt and the TMNT "Pizza Not Pills" shirt.

I need both that Garfield shirt and the TMNT "Pizza Not Pills" shirt.

"The look we're going for should be solemn respect. You know, like blokes modeling underpants."
"By the way, women fucking hate you…They think you come across like a jittery mother at a wedding."

"The look we're going for should be solemn respect. You know, like blokes modeling underpants."
"By the way, women fucking hate you…They think you come across like a jittery mother at a wedding."

Zooey Deschanel playing a hipster? Sorry, I didn't buy it.

Zooey Deschanel playing a hipster? Sorry, I didn't buy it.

Please tell me the 10 second title sequence was filmed in Brazil.

Please tell me the 10 second title sequence was filmed in Brazil.

Yeah, Cara (played by the awesome Annie Parisse). I'm hoping they bring her back soon, along with Elias. Major parts of Season 1 that are still unresolved.

Yeah, Cara (played by the awesome Annie Parisse). I'm hoping they bring her back soon, along with Elias. Major parts of Season 1 that are still unresolved.

I have fucking loved this show since S01E01 - mostly because it never condescended to the cypherpunk viewer and because it never resorted to standard CBS plot devices. It felt as if it were being shown on some other type of network - not broadcast, not cable, not premium. Frankly, it felt like a 42 minute movie each…

I have fucking loved this show since S01E01 - mostly because it never condescended to the cypherpunk viewer and because it never resorted to standard CBS plot devices. It felt as if it were being shown on some other type of network - not broadcast, not cable, not premium. Frankly, it felt like a 42 minute movie each…

Yep, Rebecca Reid, who played a brilliant Nadia ("Jew in the couch" "Mick maus") in New Girl, the episode of which was also directed by David Wain. TLDR I want her to have my children.

Yep, Rebecca Reid, who played a brilliant Nadia ("Jew in the couch" "Mick maus") in New Girl, the episode of which was also directed by David Wain. TLDR I want her to have my children.