• Hiding them from the sun prevents the UV damage from turning the rubber in to hockey pucks.

Which is why I will never own one. I Like the car, but don't want to turn into one of THOSE. 

Not very manly.  Do they have them in skulls or barbed wire for my angry faced Wrangler?

There needs to be balance. Mr. “Straight Piped My Coyote So You Can Hear Me From Ten Blocks Away” can go live somewhere else. A nice Borla cat-back system? That’s a different story.

Loud definitely equals fun, at least on a nice engine. Most of the reason I’d take the GT350 over the Mustang GT is due to how much better the former sounds.

It will be so nice when people quit pretending that loud = fast.

Especially Mr. 3am Motorcycle McTinyDick.

Saab knew how to do speedometers correctly:

Why do I actually like that? Don’t make me like it. Please.

The thing is that Corvette isn’t a separate brand, it’s an entity within Chevrolet. That means the brand already has a ton of its own crossovers, and that’s before you get into GM trying to make Cadillac sportier and future-focused. A Corvette SUV is going to step on toes in ways that the premium models you mention…

Her cars work

On the other hand, she can fit four cars in her two-car garage.

Would be so much better as “I currently own 442s.”

Seriously, its like nobody understand redundancies anymore. 

Bloody hell that thing in the pic is ugly. The Renault Twingo it’s based on, looks much better.
Rear engine, manual transmission, traction control easy to disable by someone with a computer - but still apparently completely managable without TC.

What’s worse than losing your phone? When it’s also your wallet, car key and house key.

He looks like the most terrifying, stupidest baby ever.

Also, Trump is a very small man, though not the same way Tyrion is.

v6 Clio Sport please.

Sure would sound a hell of a lot better, though.

A diesel would make more sense !