Damn that’s disappointing and depressing AF. I’m losing faith in this country. 

Those are the only choices in your mind? Really?

So much more interesting, attractive and desirable than any of the default Germans. Also, what’s the point of the snarky review? Are you implying other cars don’t depreciate? Have you seen how much value premium German cars lose after 5 years? If you’re going to bother writing an article, make it worth reading.

I’m impressed by the tech, but they all look like bars of soap with duck faces.

You’d rather have silence or the soulless whine of an electric motor? Given a choice, I’ll take an aurally interesting soundtrack since we won’t be able to make them with ICEs.

Although I am fond of being propelled by small controlled explosions, as an environmentalist I accept our new EV overlords, although still skeptical about how much greener they really are when the entire cradle -to ashes ecosystem is considered. However, I still want engagement! Give me an EV with a manual gearbox,…

OMG! YESSSSS!....

just kidding...

...with orangutan arms. 

Pleasantly surprised it’s not more douchy mean-truck looking, like the Silverado. It’s actually OK, and a real usable tool, destined to be underutilized by 90% of owners, but still...

Das sex

This is frankly, the only way I could excited about an EV. Either this or make it look like an 80's Bertone concept car and make it sound like an X-Wing.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer car.

Yup, this, and auto mags calling a family car / hatchback that does a 7-second 0-60 ‘slow’ when that what was what many muscle cars and exotics were doing a few decades ago. Yeah, yeah, I know that was a long time ago, but just because there are Teslas that can do it in 3.5 s, it doesn’t mean all other cars are now…

Overruled. I have to agree with pendant. Why even attach a pic to an article if it has no relation to it at all? Maybe just show a bowl of bananas? Sounds like you’d be ok with that. It wouldn’t be so bad if ‘CHRYSLER’ wasn’t so flagrantly spelled out on the car’s flanks.

“OOOHHHH! It has a RED interior and lots of scoops, swoops, creases and vents! Yup, definitely sporty!”
_Everyone’s Mom

You don’t even have to squint and it looks like the result of putting all the other generic SUVs on the market into a blender. Acura makes some very well rounded, comfortable, reliable cars. Original,…

Your experience and qualifications do not negate the innumerable examples of the justice system gone awry, especially for non-whites. You’re either still a naive idealist due to limited experience or already part of the problem.

My ‘05 Honda Element is keepin’ it real, yo.

As an industrial designer, I get angry every time I see this abortion.

Ultimate middle-aged douchebro conveyance. I think it came with a set of mirrored Oakleys in the glove box and No Fear sticker on the window as standard.

Blander, duller, not necessarily better looking.