I will buy Torch multiple rounds to hear about things like this.

You’re telling me you can’t buy cheap used cars that get good fuel economy? Really?

I feel that way about modern premium German brands. I’d drive an 80's / 90's 5 series or Benz but you couldn’t pay me to drive anything new by any of the German Big three. I also like Porsches but their club meets are full of the most insufferable people I’ve ever met.

Apple fanatics are not nearly as cultish as Tesla stans though, and their fanaticism is greatly exaggerated by people who decided they will die on a the PC hill because the ‘others’ are smug idiots who can’t build their own computers.

Yeah I know.

Maybe ‘MA” on side of the door seam and ‘GA’ on the other? Oh wait, I forgot about ‘Fuck Your Feelings’. I assume that applies to your car doors too.

Intellectual sloths need a cult with simple tenets to blindly adhere to.

Really? That was a thing? Amazing...

My Abarth 500 would like to throw its hat into the ring.

When the pandemic is over it can be used to transport gelato thousands of miles!

A previous GF had a first gen RAV 4 with an AC vent directly underneath the steering column. She liked to wear long bohemian skirts often, which she would pull over the steering wheel when she drove in hot days w the AC on, with the vent aimed squarely at her lady garden. She called it her Koochie-pop cooler.

OK I like her and she’s hawt but those pants make her look like she has a long penis hanging right.

inbred baby golem.

Hate to say it, but that looks better than the actual Corvette. Maybe they should concentrate on making a fantastic car less awkward looking?

How about L’Eclair?

To be fair, lots of manufacturers made iffy cars in the 80's. Ahem, Audi / Porsche...

It’s a fun disease though.

Did you really have to inflict that thing on us? Here, I fixed it.

Like so many others I’m a bit turned off by the styling and proportions but the fact that you can get this much car and tech for 60 something grand is hard to believe. Chevrolet has to be losing money on every one.

DUDE!....Well done!...Plus I love anything Fiat.