Hey! Goldeneye was damn good for a Bond flick. That's all I have to say.

Why did that dude shoot? It's not like the guy he shot at was taking a vertical video or anything.

Unless you have a problem, there is no need to be afraid of credit cards.

32 bit phone. Meh.

Remember, Google also recently bought Waze, which knows more sneaky/faster/efficient routes in my city than any cabbie I've used.

Also, the first guy to buy this and make his license plate i8 911 wins all of the things.

dump that cheap skate!

Your shoe's untied.

OR—and this is a great alternative—you could just stop clicking on articles about standing desks. Problem solved!

The Land Cruiser's value is not apparent until you realize how over engineered it is.

"What is this? A car for Ants?" - Akio Toyoda

I'll never lament the loss of a scion.

I always thought they were powered by the rider's sense of self-importance.

For that price, you could've bought a V8 Mustang...

"Thank you for calling Astongate customer service. This is Peggy..."

Does this edition have turn signals and the ability to park in a single space?

Or you can retrofit projectors in your stock housings. Pretty simple

You missed a big one that I was hoping was on here: