First- it wasnt on the run way, second - it wasnt 400 feet about the ground - third - he probably asked the airport manager as it was a charity event fourth - it looked like the guy in the airplane did it on purpose

In English... "I'm dying , takes wife's phone to dial for help"... Sorry you are not authorized to call anyone except 911....

More accurate

#TheFuckIs so the same dazzling graphics won't mean appear if this resolution is applied to a larger

Few things come to mind :- Bugs,Pest Infestation, People Slip and Fall Into The Holes(Drunk?) and Cleaning it, Liquids Spilling In,etc

@tomsomething: How many monkeys does it take to unscrew a light bulb and pour in paint? That's how!

SWEET! MOTHER OF GOD!

@Hanchen Lu: [www.gnax.com]

i pay for 3 mb/s dsl direct and only get 300 kb/s max for downloads at&t can suck my balls literally

2x64= 128 GB iPod Touch =Fall 2010 = :)

@JohnnyricoMC: and a translation of that... Let's see how many we can use Google translation, we will not use Google Translation Geez it back to a language, we do not need the help of Google Translate! This is clearly too much!

@truthtellah: 谷歌翻译FTW！

I Can Do A Better Job! (*Goes to paint and sprays the same words*)

First i need to raise money for an iPad...

The Fuck? A Circle won the contest the fuck i tell ye the fuck

#CORRECTIONS this is an ad to learn proper grammar and not texting grammar. Read the poster more carefully before you judge.

Flash Memory + Water = Barely any Damage without Electricity

They Question is How Many More OS'es do i want or need.

Hey they made it like that so ads dont autoload and eat up your memory

Hey shes not that bad i can see why he liked her XD