I can't choose between the AssBlaster:

I think this crash is a bit slower:

At least he didn't Orlove it...

Clearly.

In America out tractors redline at around 2200 soooo...... I don't know what you are talking about.

In all seriousness though, these low revving American engines have the craziest torque outputs. In a land of low speed limits acceleration and growling noise reign as king and queen.

No dashcam? Pffft!!! If I'm crusing in the Neutral Zone and a Klingon Bird-of-Prey cuts me off, I'm gonna want proof before I blast him into the Delta quadrant.

And you're 100% sure this isn't the Dad from American Pie?

I had a super bee in my car once, took all day to get than damned thing out.

Reason 2 for sliding doors: The kids won't put door dings into every single thing you park next to.

I suppose a similar thought went through John Surtee's mind when he saw the wheels of the mid-late 80s cars.

I trained well

It's not ok to be anti-gay or anti-anything in America anymore. Only tolerant opinions are acceptable unless you're being intolerant of intolerance in which case it's ok to demand the revocation of others' basic freedoms

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Passenger Tony Tickle, a bonsai artist from Ramsbottom

As a European I'm only familiar with that look on the VW Amorok. Looks like shit on that, too.

True ... and maybe GM needs to get over the whole round wheels in square wheel wells look cuz, you know, it looks like shit.

So basically he is saying if you buy a Ram you are getting a more expensive truck for less money...

Damn, GM is butthurt over all this...! Their reactions (note the plural) sound like the trembling, desperate cries of someone who feels cornered.