My hovercraft is full of eels.

Don't bother asking Patrick Clickbait for anything written rationally and having it's facts checked, it's all about clickbait and creating controversy.

At least they gave SJ a flashy co-star to take some of the acting pressure off her.

Nissan, please remove the bigass Cummins deal on the hood. No one above the Mason-Dixon line is impressed with that logo, nor do we find the various "Cummins" innuendos amusing. But nice truck though.

So glad they decided not to go with the Scion xB.

That steering wheel is the worst thing I've ever seen

"...Designed with off-road usage in mind."

I dunno, but that's why I suggested it. Just excited to make the list! :)

Southerner On Ice

That would have been the most bitchin truck ever!

I have no idea. That C-pillar was just horrendous.

If this is indicative of his work as a plastic surgeon then I'm even more confused as to how he had the funds to create it.

Every time I see one of these front-drive beigemobiles tooling around, particularly with some kind of NASCAR tie-in, part of my soul dies.

Every time I see one of these front-drive beigemobiles tooling around, particularly with some kind of NASCAR tie-in, part of my soul dies.

How did the Aztek not make this list?

Snooze news...

Let's see how that light bar holds up at 200+ mph

Use these. They'll tell where the car is. Trust me...

Wow...what a bitch!

Ah, yes, those sexy Italians!