Yup, I turned 45 just to avoid men's glances! Seriously though, there will come an age in which you could be walking down the street in thigh highs and nipple covers and NO MAN will look at you, you will remain unacknowledged. I think the over 45 women need to become super heroes, we're invisible anyways.

Yeah, I think it's a phase a lot of women go through. I was totally a Cool Girl in high school. I thought that because I like football, video games, comics, and prefer whiskey to vodka I was different from the OTHER girls. I thought I could only get along with my select fellow Cool Girl friends as far as women went…

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

We can't win. We're told insecurity is unattractive and we should be confidant, but when a woman actually is confidant, she's a delusional bitch. Sigh.

Honorable mention goes to Sigourney Weaver in Aliens.

"Part of being in a relationship is doing things the other person likes, even if you're not that into it."

I seriously sing Tenacious D songs at the top of my lungs when I take my dogs for a walk! This is gold!

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

true story: I once parallel parked (in one fluid motion) between 2 sets of double parked cars up against a snow bank in NYC.

The only way to fight back at this point is to make dumb, tired jokes whenever any man accomplishes anything. Here's me from now on: "That male fighter pilot will probably get lost because he won't stop and ask for directions. Hyuk yuk yuk."

no but it does tho.

murder house is def the most fun but i think asylum was maybe the "best"? idk

it's fitting that she chose sorkin's stuff to do this, because it's the one reason i can't get into scandal; it is written way too much like sorkin. a bunch of fast, snappy, 'witty' dialog where people don't talk like actual people.

"WITH ARMS WIDE OPEAHHHHHHRRRGRGRGRN"

Longtime lurker here, not a troll. I have to post because the OK Cupid guy with the epic list of impossible demands (http://jezebel.com/this-is-the-mo…) is still online and he liked me!!!! Despite me being a real live human being and thus not at all what he's looking for.

Agreed! She had hilarious characters and I've missed them. I think she shines more in that than reading the jokes. I feel like the people who have done really well at Update were not "character comics" - like Dennis Miller or Tina Fey. I'd be equally sad if Bobby Moynihan was a Weekend host because it would mean…

Compliments like "you would make a good guy" or "you're not like those OTHER girls, you're COOL" used to make me preen. Now they make me retch :(

Fixed that for ya :)

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,