Pictured: My Paycheck.

I like cider as well. If any of you New York jerks make it down to jerky Pennsylvania, this place makes great hard cider.

Look, dude, I've got three kids, as well. I carried, birthed, and nursed them from my very own body. Of course you love your children. Of course you would die for any one of them. Of course you would be devastated if anything happened to one of them. I feel just the same. Our parental instincts are working properly.…

I'm not a fan of the argument - "well a woman wrote it and it's successful so yeah women!". It's great women are writing and directing films but we shouldn't applaud shody terrible work. Then again - it is about perception. apparently there is an audience for this.

Or Uncle Leo.

The cats tried to kill the metal. But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground!

EXCUSE ME BUT HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THESE BEAUTIFUL IMMACULATELY GROOMED CATERPILLAR BROWS?!? NOT AWFUL.