Hell... who invented stand-up comedy? Who was doing stand-up before Amateur Night at the Apollo Theatre?

If you were from Texas, you’d just replace ‘Aloves-me-a-snackbar’ with ‘YeeHaa’ and there you have it.

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

WHOSA CHUBBY WUBBY WIDDLE JETPWANE

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

Oh goodie! If this catches on and becomes a thing, abusers can compulsively check the hands of their victims and beat the shit out of them for every stray pen mark they find!

So 40 years ago he quoted a peer-reviewed journal article that made some wild claims. You think that has to be “justified”? Why?

Bernie’s lack of caring about how he looks is partially why he is a winner, though.

Not using battleships is a realism thing, not a money thing.

The path forward is clear.

I would think it’s the second. I know a lot of genuinely lovely people who are religious. They would pray for the seizure lady but only after calling 911 or while they were helping .

Hell. Fucking. Yes. I hate the pressure on victims to forgive - and usually immediately! I hate the idea that anyone who doesn’t forgive is doing themselves all kinds of damage and must necessarily be sitting at home grinding their teeth, sleepless with hate. How about “No, I don’t forgive this person and no, I don’t…

It’s not about what it does for us or the world. Forgiveness is for the forgiver.

Maybe she needs it for her own healing. Forgiving doesn’t mean forgetting what he did or liking him.

What better way to commemorate and honor the victory against Japan than by making a video of invading Japan? How solemn is your jingoism? How respectful is your hypocrisy about imperialism?

You sounded like a really angry person. Why not just laugh it off as one of the perverted director’s mark on the game?

she gets burned really bad at the beginning of the game and is given some experimental treatment that gives her super powers but as a side effect she can only breath and absorb water through her skin.

Uh, if this is the type of game people want from Konami, then aren’t they “voting with their wallets” by buying it?

Wait, we're getting insulted for being good fans? I mean, I fucking hate this city (and I'm from here), but I don't hate it for the silly stuff you guys are talking about.

I can understand being jealous. Hating is a common thing these days. Sorry if a city in the middle of fucking nothing else wants to take pride in…