That’s the exact vibe he’s got going on. Bravo

Speedy told him; Speedy literally tells him “DO NOT CHALLENGE ME.” lol  Homeboy threw him more outs than Roger Clemens.

I think the medical term is tertiary syphilis. 

Here come uncle Boonkie late to Thanksgiving dinner - again. Suckin on a peppermint real fuckin loud, shuffling across the living room rubbin his gut talking about “Can a brother get a plate?”

Tertiary syphilis is a hell of a disease...

I can’t tell if comparing Brandy’s lil brother to South African Hank Scorpio in a tech demo-off (a techdemoff?) is a compliment or an insult.

It is a distraction, in a sense, but it is not a deliberate one. The man has Advanced Stage Brain Worms.

He absolutely does think he’s teaching people.  Its also a distraction.

Tomorrow, he is going to investigate who has been eating all of the frozen strawberries.

Also, why is he always explaining things to us? Does he think he is wise and passing us wisdom in the form of his toilet insights? Did anyone, ever, ask for his opinion on a matter such as this? 

My head literally hurts reading those quotes because of the amount of complete nonsense. “There’s so little water that you end up using too much water”. The fuck are you saying?

Super weird how one of his most consistent talking points throughout his very weird presidency is how so many states(though mostly California) are wastefully dumping water in the sea rather than...rerouting all rivers into public water treatment plants(???).

Is he senile, on some amazing drugs, or an alien who never got the hang of disguising himself as human? Or all of the above?

Reminds me of the king of the hill episode about low flow toilets.

Youtube is where everyone at the initial peak in the Dunning-Kruger curve goes to make how-to videos.

Within the sound of superchargers

to be fair, there are probably 2 or 3 other things in German history worth skipping before the wall

I have family in Germany who remember the checkpoints, etc. It’s incredible to see the ingenuity of people but I wish it wasn’t under such terrible circumstances. History should really skip this chapter if it wants to repeat itself. 

and a cable broke in the Isetta. She did not drive anymore!

significantly, BMW (unfortunately) no longer even sells Isettas anymore. I checked.