Is it weird that I often try to figure what car people’s faces look like?

My (highly-local) tip is to just call up my local fire department, who conveniently are selling Christmas trees as a fundraiser, and offer free delivery within the entire fire protection zone...

I want a Cappuccino so fucking bad. I saw one about 7ish years ago at cars and coffee. The guy said it was the only one he knew of in the US at the time but I don’t know how true that is. Being 6ft2 might be a problem though.

Something something something Escort.

the best era? no. not yet.

I imported a Honda Beat last summer, and it was one of the most amazing, unique automotive experiences I’ve ever had. I had to sell it so I could have money for college again, but I’m already looking for the next car I can bring over someday. Maybe a Cappuccino this time...

Weird car booms go in 20 year cycles. In the 1940s-50s we were producing all sorts of post war weirdness, then in the 1960s-70s it was British cars with their sports cars that are good only after 20 years had passed, the 1980s-90s was Japan. I don’t know what the 00s was (that decade kinda got lost in post 9/11…

Awesome. I am now one step closer to fixing the internet.

Okay, okay, I fixed it.

Edit: it’s been fixed now, but I can’t un-comment my comment, so it’s still here.

I thought the dealer owner was saving the money to spend on Escorts. Apparently he’s an Explorer of Escorts.

in my opinion this is why the SS failed.

They were obviously spending the money they were saving on Escorts. Always Escorts.

If only the plaintiff attorneys hadn’t led a probe into the finances, this whole Mustang would be F-150’d

Clearly Winner Ford lost their Focus and didn’t offer Flex time, but did have a Galaxy of compensation plans. To quote their general manager, “This verdict really Taurus a new one. There’s no way we can Escape.” They planned this as a way to Edge out the competition.

I’m sure he edited out all the time he spent looking at Youtube videos of upholstering car seats and stuff.

Fun fact: some companies have some kind of policy basically saying, “Don’t tell other employees how much you get paid.” Under most circumstances, those policies are illegal.

that’s purple fam, check your settings

This guy basically just built an entire car and I still have to look up youtube videos when I want to tie a tie.

What a madman. Practically no one does advanced upholstery, paint, and body work. Those are such wildly different skills.