See, I don’t read this as Cruise being ignorant of the internet.

‘I don’t know how it came up, but it usually comes up with Seth where he starts talking about marijuana and pornography.’

I’m totally with you. I don’t know who Suki Waterhouse is but I always think it’s Sookie Stackhouse. It’s probably still a better love story than twilight

Oh, I know! She’s one of the auditors for the Oscars, right?

I guess once you’ve been married to Tom Cruise, nothing seems scary anymore.

Indict Me If You Can

I’ve been in Les Moonves’ office. He had a bed right off the bathroom, which seemed shady as fuck. I had a freelance gig at CBS and was friends with his assistants. 

That’s literally the first thing that came to my mind too!

remember when Moonves stiffed a valet because he only had $100s?

As a shareholder of Viacom, I find this news to be extremely believable.

I’ve driven part time almost 2 years for Uber. I have had two pukers. First one was at about 1am on New Year’s Eve. I was compensated $40 for the mess. Cleanup cost me maybe $10, but I like to think that some of the extra was the fact that I was out of commission for one of the biggest money making opportunity for the…

When gig-economy serfs are earning less than minimum wage some of them are going to inevitably turn to fraud, can’t see why anyone would be surprised by this.

Anyone other than me tired of the ole’ Poor Tiff-Tiff narrative? PUHLEASE, she gladly stood on the stage with prez cheeto and benefits greatly from his influence amongst the deplorables, boo-hoo 

All the benefits of Trumpness (sweet grifty cash) with none of the work or attention. What’s not to love?

Here’s a deal I’d be willing to make with Trump supporters: I’ll seek help for my “Trump Derangement Syndrome” if you seek help for your Obama Derangement Syndrome, your Clinton Derangement Syndrome, your Soros Derangement Syndrome, your Immigrant Derangement Syndrome, your “Liberal” Derangement Syndrome, your College…

It’s really annoying. I’ve been totally in sync with the idea that the left wing of the party has legitimate criticisms of the mainstream, but Splinter (and their writers on twitter) has recently gone into this mode of taking things out of context and being like “lol dems”. It’s making me wonder if the moderates have…

Ok, how about the whole story? Republicans stripped funding for this from over $300M to $0. Literally $0. Mock all you want, but this is a legitimate issue. And if showing some awkard patriotism on the floor gets the action some media attention, I think that's a good thing?

What the fuck is this blog now? Who gives a shit? Democrats forced Republicans to take a stand against election security and you’re mad about... what, exactly?

If your family has money you’re going to advance farther and faster than those who don’t enjoy that privilege even though the argument could be made that someone from money doesn’t need that crucial leg up to begin with. We are living in a society where having money is rewarded with opportunity and more money while…

My question is - where have these “hard-hitting” journalists been for the past 17 years? I mean it’s nice to see them standing up to Orange Hitler and his minions but we can all agree that this is as low as hanging fruit gets. As far as I’m concerned they’re doing the bare minimum required by their occupation.