Goop sex:

“makes zero sense.”

As far as we know, the 1976 victim was one of those compensated as a result of the settlements that started in 2012. Or, at least, Penn State is not denying that the 1976 victim is amongst those.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

What is it with scientists and the inability to realize that just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

I know I have such a hard time. Hey, good job tearing down barriers and dragging transphobia into the popular consciousness. But, also fuck you for your "screw you, I got mine" attitude toward civil rights.

I’m glad she’s finally in the body she feels comfortable in. I despise everything she stands for.

Sigh.

I think Beyonce’s Beyonce is Diana Ross.

Did she actually say she’s *having* a child? “Planning our family” can mean a lot of things, and pregnancy at 50 is not exactly common.

All I’m thinking here is that this guy quickly found out how hard it is to be famous. The reactions to her original post explaining that she felt threatened were downright horrifying to read- people called her a stuck up bitch and a fatty who should be happy for the attention. Plus, it’s not like she isn’t getting…

I’ll kill anyone who stars or responds to this comment.

No one is even trying to stick to the theme.

“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

Bey sez “WHO”?