You mean Affleck and Cavill Both Deserve to Be Punched in the Face?

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

Your first comment: rude.

Culotte? CulNOT.

For some reason, this makes me sad.

Obviously, they were trying to recreate this kind of magic but failed:

I’m not trying to defend her or anything but I think you’re misunderstanding some of her tweets, for starters 1 of them is clearly taken out of context, most of the others appear to be related to “depictions” of children aka Lolicon and the like, and for example the fact a legal adult could be branded a pedophile for…

Actually, I’m kind of stunned that Nintendo took THIS long to fire her. Kotaku conveniently left out that Allison Rapp, who worked on Nintendo’s MARKETING team, had very radical ideas regarding underage sex and child molesters and child porn. No, I’m not talking about her essay mentioned on this article, but multiple…

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

Can I bring special attention to the fact that he never once says that only women menstruate? He repeatedly uses gender-neutral terms and I really want to fist bump him over that.

My workplace stocks tampons for us in the bathroom. This guy is better than my older male coworker who stopped by the box of tampon boxes in the storage room and incredulously guffawed, “Ugh. Should I also bring in a box of jock itch cream?!”

I think this sounds odd because we’re used to guys not giving AF about anyone. I’ve walked around with kleenex, tampons, a small first aid and sewing kit since I was a teen and no one has ever found it weird.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

I’m going to be totally honest. When I read this, all I could think was this dude was thinking way too much about what was happening in strangers vaginas. I mean, thanks for helping a fellow human out, but that is some pre-planning that I can not wrap my mind around.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Can social media companies stop with this algorithm shit? I don’t want you to tell me what I should care about. Just show me what people are posting/tweeting/whatevering right now.

I don’t even have an Instagram and I think the “popular posts first!” change is bullshit. It’s for them to get more ads on your feed. Absolutely fucking no one wants anything but reverse chronological. It’s the only way social media makes sense.

And you know how she deals with all those people? By not being here to make friends. Checkmate atheists.

it’s ok because this one was a mess. everyone was confused on what criteria to vote with hahaha.