Gas is 1.50 a gallon, a Clinton and Bush are/were running for president, the X-Files is on tv, a group of black students was just removed from a Trump speech based only on the color of their skin. Yes, I think we are going backwards. Is this what “Make America Great Again” means??

And this is how a network can make sure progressives stop watching TV news coverage for good. Let all these shows battle for the remaining conservative viewers too old to use the internet for news. It’s like fighting over radio listeners. Let them go.

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There are so many people/institutions who should be required to apologise to these students, I’ve lost count. The university. The Trump campaign. The people who stood by and did nothing. The Secret Service.

Or, how about “you’re our hard-working employee who has brought us incredible publicity, increased web traffic and TV ratings, and we will support you during this stressful time” instead? This way, they can be a considerate employer instead of being automatically suspicious of the hot young blonde lady.

She didn’t deserve what happened to her. No matter how much you hate her and her former employer.

And then Erin’s career at ESPN would be over, which is what she was trying to avoid in the first place.

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

Vets are still legally prohibited

Like literally the least we could do if we’re going to send you to war that might result in injuries to your fertility is help you work around that if possible so you can still have a biological child if that’s what you want.

I feel like they shouldn’t be allowed to give tickets for riding without a seatbelt until they get their own house in order. I mean, ticketing people on the road is almost guilt before innocence. You’re not able to defend yourself.

Probably because rough rides aren’t a “common sense” safety issue but one of profound malice toward the public by the police.

How can someone “go for your gun” when they are already handcuffed? It’s good to know the Great State of Maryland is considering outlawing maiming or killing prisoners who are being transported!

This has been a banner year for violently tone-deaf public statements, but I do believe we’ve got a contender here;

How the fuck is this not already illegal?

Sure. Chris Rock could have addressed all racism in Hollywood. That would have been great.

In America...the politically correct thing to do is shut up and pretend we live in a post-racial world. You think you’re not being politcally corrct, Bret? You think you’re making some sort of noble stand against the majority of people? BULLSHIT! You’re being politically correct, you’re advocating the status quo, the…

Does this mean I have to send Taylor a check every time I fill out a form or celebrate my birthday?

Nahhhh....I still feel like it was a subtle move. Like: here’s let us end on a dumb joke that also points out that everything kinda is about racism and sexism. He fully called out Hollywood for being racist. Maybe he was making an implication without presuming to speak for women? I honestly have to give him a little…