uhh. thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works.

Go figure.

Your Ford is leaving a wee bit on the table

This image made me poop.

She works down at Wintergreen Zebra on the weekends. She told me she’s only dancing to put herself through law school and to help pay for her mom’s colitis treatment. She says that I’m different than all the other clients. As soon as I can scrape together the cash for a Maserati, we’re going to run off and start a…

Because it looks awesome?

Filed to Upsets.

I came here to say basically that you can’t complain when you attempt to torture a dangerous animal to death and it shoves a horn through your vital organs but nothing I planned to say was as offensive as your “translation”

Jesus fuck, Tim.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

What the fuck is the point of bullfighting?

I think smashing your sister means something different in the south.

I imagine Australia being like the south but more hardcore. Smashing your sister is probably common.

Many years ago, an Aussie rally driver missed a turn, ditched and flipped up onto a quite tall ledge 5-6 feet above the roadway. He hit one person (not life threatening somehow). The person he smashed... was his sister.

Yeah... that tire joke totally went flat.

Has more votes than your comment, so is that the answer you are seeking?

::drifts into chrome dimension, everything is chrome now::

GOING INTO OVERDRIFT!!!

Rain soaked roads show no Murci...