Wtf I thought I had some bad scotch when looking at this.. I had motion sickness before niw the dog is cleaning himself up from all the barf I puked on him

Shit it wasn’t last week man I need to stay off the ludes

How lengthy r@d.. quick we got 5 min before the waitress brings the booze so we can bill this as a company expense . And done.. wood drinks on the company

Twin .50 calibre mounted on a swivel with auto track....

I rather have an sr-71 than f-111 with that line of reasoning..

That looks like my last date after I filled her up with my load

Forgot to add first words out of new Canadian baby mouth double double... but not sure if referring to boobs or coffee

I personally takes this as an insult we are Canadian we have a Tim Hortons in every house and public building.. how dare you insult the church of timmies...

What are u talking about parliament did a great job on the s&r helicopters only took 30 years and we ended up with the canceled presidential helicopters hell the ships we built for them will be decommished by the time the helo’s get here.. at least we got those subs from the UK. .. oh wait.. forgot they were used in…

My cat tried that once... then I taught him how to fly... by shear luck I believe I can fly was playing on the ipod

Cover the ass hole in honey and fire ants them rub his body in salt... then tie his dick to the floor boards with 2000 ft of rope and and toss his ass out of a c17 at 30000 ft

I wouldn’t say north Korea dosent have a credible sub program but I was talking to someone the other day.. I had them conviced that screen doors on a sub were neccasary . Next week 3 north Koreans sub dissapeared

In North Korea subs sink you

I would like to see an Abrams in that fight... ooh you can drift. Blam... tee hèe oops. . Hey Isreal can bring the missle launcher tank with the bent barrel

Tank long jump like duke of Hazzard style and a horn playing there jumping sound. +299 votes

Yea buying the farm is quite expensive

Not being in any military I think the two most demanding roles would be a submarine and aircraft carrier... with the sub being more demanding I always wished I could have had a different life and been on a boat some people don’t understand the amount of tech and knowledge that it takes to live underwater for time on…

I am from Canada but my aunt lives in Texas and I am from Saskatchewan. So I hell hell ya to the swat also a punisher fan. To the people that say why do we need swat armed to the teeth. Because the world is not white picket fences. These men and woman are grey not black or white. They stand between the darkness and…

Mm mm will that cruiser be the next dlc for goat simulator... that is one baaaaaaaaaaad ass game