Procedure is evacuation and bomb squad.

I would immediately remove my child from that school if that is how its administration handles bomb threats.

the device looked like a bomb

Good! I hope they’re successful. Since the child will probably find out eventually, I imagine it will be less traumatic for her to be living with people who knew her parents as something other than monsters when she does.

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Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

It’s Beirut. People are like, “Oh, there is violence in Beirut. It must be a day that ends with “y.”” It’s like being shocked that there was shoot out over the weekend in Detroit. Now a shootout in Martha’s Vineyard is something because when does that happen there. Just like how often are there terrorist attacks in…

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

They should just build a wall around all the southern states. It would be a service to humanity.

I am really surprised at the response from PP. If these inmates are getting low-cost birth control by their own decision, how is that bad?

Why do we keep having to have this fight? Those videos are lies. People want and need PP. Abortion is legal and even if it wasn’t women would still being getting them.

What are their views and agenda?

In what way are they similar to the tea party? You made a pretty vague comparison there.

No, it’s not. It’s a pretty good reply to protesters who won’t let her speak at her own event. What did you expect her to say? “ok, I’ll say and do everything you ask because yours are the only issues that matter”, or to let them take over her event? Other people were there to listen to Hillary, how is it fair to them…

While one year is certainly not sufficient for the crime, him having to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life ensures that he’s completely fucked. He won’t be able to get into a good college, and virtually no reputable company would ever risk hiring him. All of this to say, that while a year may not be…

I feel like the classiest and most parental thing for Rosie to do when asked about her daughter is to say that she loves her and that she has no further comment other then to ask that the media give her family and children privacy.

That Netflix documentary is boring and you know it!

We not gonna mention Devil in the White City in that first paragraph about H.H. Holmes? That shit’s better than the documentary, I promise you.