Did she get... Rhonda’d

LOL I was having a hard time fitting it into the melody!

And 6 other truckloads of people didn’t even get arrested.

No, Penny and Kady are going to cross paths soon. And the hate-sex is going to be epic

I really need to see the long shot of this. This is crazy

He’s just getting better with age

I feel like I should read this as a cautionary tale

The irony is that if he asked, Kanye would almost certainly say yes. And that would undoubtedly bring viewers that otherwise would not have watched.

I've been scouring comments sections to see if it's worth returning. maybe i'll let it build up on my DVR… my fear is that the first few episodes will be good, and then they'll do what they do every time and burn it all to the ground.

You cannot argue with these children.

She is the best Victoria Best.

Don't forget: I… have a feeling I'm always gonna be a little bit mad at you.
LOL

I wonder if my doctor felt embarrassed about her audible gasp when I told her how much I actually drink?

Tom Hanks copyrights his pictures of lost things?

That logo is the most Microsoft Word shit I have ever seen.

All of that "softening" was just to keep himself in the news.

I thought this was an ad, and I was thinking "how do they no my face wash? I only buy them at Walgreens?!" I really thought that ghost in the machine was coming for me!

I thought this was an ad, and I was thinking "how do they no my face wash? I only buy them at Walgreens?!" I really…

Freeze your Capri Sun, scrunch it to loosen the ice, cut off the top and add vodka. viola.

That is by far, my favorite Simpsons clip.