I really loved the exchange where Petra is asking Raf how he tells them apart. Is he like "Elsa has a mole on her tummy?" Nope, Helga put an X on her foot. Twins, man.

God bless you and God bless the toilet guru!

Every time he spoke, all I could think of was Gru from Despicable Me.

Pam's poetry is.. transcendent.

Maxanne was her former college roommate. Beavers' girlfriend is still MIA

They literally could not have been more wrong. Hilarious.

I noticed in the previews for next week that she's keeping the curls!

What, no recaps?

Iris was dressed impeccably this episode.

Is no one gonna talk about his black foot!?

The fact that he was just rifling through her purse!

I grew up with my mom watching the CBS "stories." To this day I remember the first episode of Bold and the Beautiful (it was a wedding). I was really hard broken when Guiding Light and As the World Turns ended, as those were both on radio before TVs were even a thing!

Sororities and Frats are really big in the south and I’ve seen people feel compelled to have their entire pledge line in the wedding!

The neck snap is everything!

Leah Remini seems like she'd be bad at Scientology.

Alternately, you could say she got Jess fcked up. Because she wouldn't be on facebook or with that other pimp if she hadn't put her on backpage. She was perfectly fine being a hundred dollar ho.

That sounds like an ANTM challenge.

Can someone link to this terrible moment? Because all I saw was her give him a statue and a hug and then walk off...

That is exactly what I was thinking!!

I thought my husband was pretty silly when he bought this but it’s actually pretty nice. and you can take a shower in the dark.

I thought my husband was pretty silly when he bought this but it’s actually pretty nice. and you can take a shower…