sher1ock
Sher1ock
sher1ock

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

In the most overly-complicated, most delicate and least-serviceable way Germany’s finest engineers could make it.

“Targets Remaining”

Population gauge would be perfect on a Mustang.

My favorite sodden, Freudian moment (unfortunately, except for the Maybach part) took place one summer night on westbound I-40 in western Arizona.

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

Was ... was this the trip you refer to?

Hm, I should define speeding in my mind as faster than the flow. If you’re doing like 150mph weaving in and out of traffic kinda thing because your civic is a #racecar

This is an uninformed comment. In Texas, if you don’t speed on an interstate and there are cars within view, you’re an idiot. Your ass will get run over. Many metropolitan areas I’ve driven in are similar.

Here’s an abnormal one.*

A few years ago I was commuting to work. Came to a stop and a bird shit on my windshield. I turned on the window washers and let the blades clean the avian poo from my field of vision.

if you settle for the V6 Camaro, you deserve it.

Your car is cool and they can piss off.

Fucking today! I have a 1965 Mustang Fastback that came originally with an inline 6. I decided to keep the inline 6 because a) it’s wierd, and b) I get tired of seeing the same shit at every cars and coffee. Anyway, I’ve been upgrading this thing for a while now (AL head, Fitech’d, V8 suspension, T5, etc.) and decided

Ah reminds me of my one buddy. He would say that kind of crap when he had his mustang. He no longer has said mustang because said mustang ended up in a ditch one rainy night.

My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my

Wow, you must be AF AF.

F BEIGE

To be fair, that was probably JJ Abrams.

Ford dealership don’t offer WiFi nor free espresso.