Probably because it was already fixed, and investigated by the police. From a previous Deadspin article:

I bought those can koozies when they were $8, and they are absolute garbage. The rubber top fell off both of them after 4-5 uses. Never washed, but the glue used on them just evaporated.

I bought those can koozies when they were $8, and they are absolute garbage. The rubber top fell off both of them…

Why are you still trying to get people to overpay? This is the same corkscrew as the hi-coup, but for $3.99 instead of $27. You featured it yourself a month ago.

Why are you still trying to get people to overpay? This is the same corkscrew as the hi-coup, but for $3.99 instead…