Cheap Pussy Jewelry sound like the name of a punk band.

So he had this crook on his advisory panel all this time and didn’t realize it until today? Wow, Trump has terrible judgement but hey, at least he’s brave enough to call himself out.

Trump’s reaction to getting called out for not condemning white supremacists is to viciously attack a black man?

I did nazi that coming.

At least it’s not his usual salute.

I wonder how Barron feels about this.

I...this is...fuck. I’m speechless. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

When I first saw the tweet this morning, my response was equal parts, “of course, this is what he did” and “I can’t even believe this guy.” A gut punch I completely saw coming but was still staggered by. A bit later, I finally read a piece on it and saw a picture of Frazier, realized for the first time that he was…

The President is a white supremacist. He can condemn, in the most explicit words, virtually everything else under the sun. The reason he didn’t condemn these Nazis is because he is one. If he wanted to, he would have. He just didn’t want to.

Cant wait for TRUMP Hotel to be the standard euphemism for a prison.

Imagine my fucking surprise

He then said that he is taking steps to remove two monuments to John Hunt Morgan and John C. Breckinridge

We never “denazified” the confederacy here. We could learn from Germany.

Oh, honey, I can’t. Even under the best-case scenario, humans as a species will barely pull out of this by the skin of our teeth, and we are set to lose most of the fish, birds, and mammals along the way.

“The problem isn’t that our funky electoral college system”

This is why Evangelical Christianity is so convenient for those with no morals. You can wantonly hate people for going against what you say you believe your god wants, but when that is inconvenient to you for whatever reason, you just say that, “I believe he is sincerely repentant,” or, “Only God can judge his…

So the Democrats and Republicans of yore are responsible for making Trump spew his macho 80s action movie bullshit?

Right? How is this even a little surprising? Half of them also think higher education is bad. Why are we giving their shitty, uninformed, barely coherent opinions a platform? This is like polling members of the aryan brotherhood if they think white genocide is a bigger problem than climate change. We know the answer.

Joking aside, there is an established procedure for what you’re supposed to do if you’re afraid the aliens are disrupting the election process.

It’s not really a surprise to anyone, is it? This is pretty much the obvious destination of the path Newt Gingrich put the Republican Party on back in the 1990s, when he sold Republicans on the idea that governmental dysfunction could be used to “defeat” the Democrats and earn a permanent Republican majority. That…