The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

Of course you haven’t heard of them. You’ve never heard of your lovable neighborhood hipster’s favorite vinyl, either.

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

Yeah, but if we’re being honest here, those are two of the six best Lucas “Star Wars” movies, and we’re splitting hairs if we try to rank them higher or lower than “Howard the Duck.”

Here’s his list of the 35 best films of 2016. Bonus points if you’ve even heard of half of them. http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-best-movies-of-2016

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

He’s a guy that got his ass handed to him running a GAMBLING business. Their concern was deeply justified.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Man... Joseph Goebbels looks like shit.

Remember when we were all so aterrified of Sarah Palin getting hold of the nuclear codes? What I wouldn’t fucking give to let Sarah Palin have the nuclear codes now.

Twilight Zone?! Man, I wish! At least there was the occasional happy ending on that show. This is some straight-up Black Mirror shit.

I hope no one stops saying things like this for the next 4 years. Let those fuckers be reminded of their idiocy every damn day, every damn article about Trump needs to be punctuated with “but emails amirite?”

Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

of course, there’s no law saying the President-elect has to

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

*Would be a better President than Trump.

BUT... EMAILS

After what I just read I find that gif quite comforting.