Same type of people who freaked out at Sesame Street for having black people and white people together.

I don’t know about Santa Claus, but Saint Nicholas was clearly a Klingon.

He could enter my chimney, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Right? Even just from the pictures he seems like a charming man.

He’s such a cute santa too. 😕

Fuck all of this. Fuck everything. Idris Elba should be every Santa, everywhere.

Bushy white bread? Is that an artisan bread? I want to try it, sounds filling! ;-)

He was selected out of hundreds of “white” Santas at a convention. He was the only black Santa in attendance. They are few out there because, well, racist assholes.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

So, I realize that most Trump voters may not identify themselves as bigots but they are certainly bigot adjacent. So pardon me while I give no fucks to their sense of remorse now. I’m a little too busy trying to find a way to protect my friends, family and myself because of the empowered dick heads who think his win…

Gosh, Bob, if only your party hadn’t spent the last 20 years tirelessly dismantling the social safety nets that would keep vets like you afloat. But I’m sure they’ll leave your Medicare and SS alone. They care. A lot.

Sorry but I’m too busy feeling sympathy for the people who didn’t knowingly support a sexist, xenophobic, racist fascist but will still be completely and utterly fucked by a Trump presidency to worry about the shit heads who were too stupid, blind, racist, sexist, or selfish to vote against him.

AND THE WATER FOUNTAINS WILL BE CHOCOLATE & STRAWBERRY MILK! Totes legit.

On the one hand, I do feel a smidge of pity for some of these people. On the other, fuck them. I’m a poor white person who needs change too, but I’m also neither a bigot nor a fucking idiot so I’m really over the “poor white people just wanted change!” narrative. It feels patronizing and infantalizing. The only people…

Like Trump himself, for starters.

I can’t feel sorry for them either. Trump never at any point told them how he’d build the damn wall, and clearly these people have a...negative, like -% understanding of politics and diplomacy. It’s all very simplistic. It’s all very student council president: “I’m going to make the school lunch people serve us pizza…

Gee, if only there was someone, anyone, who could have warned them repeatedly that Trump was going to screw them and the rest of the country over...

They got what they voted for. He was never going to build a wall. He was never going to lock up Clinton. He was never going to create jobs. He was never going to end the pay gap for women.The only thing he was going to do was likely going to take part in the GOP desire to take away Medicare.

Bob, you fucking moron.

Unfortunately, the rest of us who didn’t vote for trump also have many many regrets. I guess that’s one way of uniting the country.