Full Frontal posted a video of all the ways Samantha Bee has described Trump, she has some really great ones too:

He is 3 years into a 10 year term. He could be forced out. I see President Clinton using him as a tool and a punching bag anytime there is any investigation. She is going to make his life hell for 4 years, or until he commits suicide by shooting himself in the back 16 times.

I think it’s gotten to the point where you could just say “Clinton sent an email” and people would react as if it said she was taking bribes.

Off to play on Facebook! Although I assume my “friends” have moved on to claiming Hillary is working some hydrogen bomb scheme with Xenu.

OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.

Baseball isn’t a real sport

And nearly every Brexit poll showed the race too close to call. the analysts sucked. Not the polls.

And don’t forget to vote again in 2 years you lazy pieces of shit!

It’s funny - you sound exactly like the BBC’s panel of experts, confidently quoting polls showing a 52-48 vote for Britain to stay in Europe right before the counting started!

What’s most interesting is what will happen after the election.

Jesus Christ, one of drew’s thumbs are as big as trumps whole hand.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

Speaking as someone from the UK, I think you may have a point.

Someone’s definitely punishing us for the British Empire as well, in a wonderfully ironic fashion:

“Oh, tried to dominate the world under your flag that one time, did you? Ha, how about you become a lonely little basket-case that no one wants to trade with,…

In the last twelve months, I have had the following:
*nerve test + neurologist evaluation for MS, strokes, etc
*breathing test
*rheumatologist appointment
*several GP appointments for pain, nerve issues, whooping cough, allergies, and medication reaction
*~6 blood tests, including inflammation and antibody tests
*Xrays on…

I feel like 2016 is America’s punishment for the myriad of bad things we’ve done in the past. We have been smited.

Is anybody else drinking A LOT more than usual these days?