Mad Max was great. You’re spot-on with everything else, though.

I’m always happy to try something new and different... but we got about 20 minutes into Boyhood, and myself and my wife we both just so bored by the mundanity of it all that we switched off. Could not understand what the point of it was.

It *would* be interesting if all of the red states seceded and Texas could see what it’s like to have to support them.

God I cant wait until texas secedes.

EXACTLY. An actual billionaire does everything to stay under the radar. I’ve worked for a few and I can assure you that the last thing they do is announce their wealth on national television, nor endorse products. They play things close to their chest, downplay their wealth and are intensely private.

’Tis true. Too bad there’s not another choice, possibly someone who knows her shit, and some world leaders on a first name basis...

Yeah, 40% of Americans who are voting of Trump.

Our water delivery infrastructure has a lot of lead in it.

I’m a Bernie supporter who no way in fucking hell would ever vote libertarian.

I think, while we may have a variety of opinions regarding the legalization and use of marijuana, we can all agree it’s a really poor decision to be HIGH AS BALLS WHILE CAMPAIGNING.

Jesus Christ Gary.

Except everyone can name a foreign leader trump admires.

Whereas Hillary could not only name every single sitting world leader, she could tell you what they had for breakfast, the name of their first pet, and what color underwear they’re wearing right now.*

Decades of many people wanting the federal government to do something, whatever that something is, leads me to believe that we give lip service to libertarianism...but we really aren’t libertarians.

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.

Trump: same answer + 1000 words of nothing related to the question + 500 words of self-assured bullshit + “Crooked Hillary”= President

As someone who works for a major oil producer, this oversimplifies things a great deal. You don’t just turn on the tap with shale, and shale is only small component of global production (albeit an important one).

As an environmentalist: “Good.”

YES YOU HAVE TO VOTE THERE ARE OTHER RACES THAN JUST THE PRESIDENCY [breathes into paper bag while pacing around the room for the next 6 weeks]

This sentence started by name-checking Skip Bayless, had Nate Silver in the middle, and closed with a perfect description of Donald Trump. That’s a textual shit sandwich if I’ve ever read one.