Melania Trump is actually infinitely many monkeys typing on keyboards and connected to a voice synthesizer.

Ive been stopped by cops for playing Ingress, but they only asked a few questions and let me on my way. They didn’t even get out of their cars. Someone did call them on me, but I was walking around a quiet city neighborhood at 2am. All this while being very much white, which is to say, I was never in any real danger,…

I heard the panel gap was pretty pathetic...typical American build quality. It even leaked fuel just sitting still.