This is bullshit advice. Too much fluff is obviously bad, but too much news isn’t good for people either. All of us need to stay emotionally healthy if we want to be in fighting shape to do anything over the next four years, and allowing yourself access to things you enjoy is part of being emotionally healthy. If…

Genuinely asking: Should sports be news?

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!

Right? I called my representatives today about the ACA and about Sessions. I don’t appreciate being told that I’m doing it wrong and killing democracy because I have also been reading about this weird piss story.

I don’t understand why you’re so insistent on this being a dead end, when we just found out about it a couple hours ago and it seems to be the biggest presidential scandal we’ve ever had (W invading Iraq for personal selfish reasons was probably worse, but as it turned out no one really cared about that one, maybe…

Go to bed.

How is this not, you know, treason? Working with a foreign power to influence US politics in exchange for dirt on your political opponent- that has to be something.... right?

Disgusting? Come on man, a little sweat never hurt anybody. You can wash your freaking sheets now and then.

Lifehacking!

This is literally the directions on the back of every frozen bag of pot-stickers I’ve bought.

Isn’t it terrible how the mere suggestion that a man had may have sexually abused a woman completely ruins the poor man’s life? It’s grossly unfair how much power women have.

I can eat a hot dog underwater!

Oh they had no plans for anything but Trump TV. This is an absolute disaster for them.

Cake and eat it too. You’re my kind of baker!

But so much of the fun of cutting off the rounded top is so I can eat it. Thus I get to have my decorated cake later AND stuff my face with warm cake now.

This guy chose to live in an area where he had the right to do whatever (legally) he wants with his property.

Is it really worse than: I bought the property next to this, so I get to decide what happens there?

Both are selfish. Only one is unreasonable.
I mean, seriously, why does the neighbor get their way? On what logical grounds is trying to control someone else’s stuff LESS selfish than saying, I get to control my own stuff?

It’s his trailer. At his house. Both of which he either pays to own or use. Why should he have to pay to store it some place else, when it’s probably orders of magnitude easier and cheaper to do so at his house? Just because his WASP-y neighbors get the vapors from looking at it? Get outta here.

You fucking people can’t see the forest for the trees. The problem is NOT trump it’s the assholes who voted for him, THAT is what should scare you. This country has a huge problem and it’s a poorly educated and frighteningly ignorant population.

Dear Paul Ryan